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08.18.07

Kibbles-n-Vicks

Michael Vick is in court for his role in a dog fighting ring. As many as eight dogs were killed by Vick and his cohorts, by methods including hanging and drowning. There is a less talked about but even more popular and socially acceptable activity that kills scores of animals called hunting. This recreational sport, in which animals are executed by methods including shooting a gun, is practiced by countless athletes. But because their prey of choice is not man's best friend society has little or no reaction to the execution of these defenseless animals. There is no outcry when a deer is killed and then hung in somebody's living room. Maybe Vick's defense should be that he just wanted to display the dogs' heads above his fireplace.

Honestly, I don't get either activity. I was raised in NY with no pets and no guns so I have little inclination to play with a dog, much less kill one. Nor do I feel an urge to sneak up on an unsuspecting animal in the forest and shoot it. But I realize that I'm a city kid and there are certain aspects of country life that I'll just never understand. Hell, our vice president shot his friend in the face and got an apology from the guy he shot.

I'm not condoning dog fighting or even condemning hunting. Either one would probably make me sick to my stomach if I witnessed it. I'm merely pointing out an inconsistency in America's reaction to animal killing. Bottom line, at the very least I think Vick owes vice president Cheney an apology.

Other Readings From The Book of Ted:

01.08.08 -- Love In a Flip Book

01.04.08 -- Less is Moor

10.09.07 -- What Is It Good For

08.18.07 -- Kibbles-n-Vicks

04.15.07 -- Hello, Imus be Going

04.14.07 -- Echoes of Nanny

03.18.07 -- For the Birds

12.06.06 -- Another Year, Another Christmas Show

10.22.06 -- Phases of Ted

10.10.06 -- Breakfast with Ted

09.25.06 -- Dress To Impress

08.06.06 -- SYNCing Feeling

06.01.06 -- Kenyan Sets Mark for Television Marathon

05.08.06 -- Never Trust a Big Butt and a Smile

04.30.06 -- Real Ted

02.16.06 -- Cheney's Got a Gun

01.01.06 -- Corporate Party

11.26.05 -- Alaska Flight Delay

10.24.05 -- Halloween Treat

10.10.05 -- Killing Me Softly

09.08.05 -- Proud to be American

08.22.05 -- 8th Grade Moustache Gang

07.15.05 -- 6th Grade Chorus

05.12.05 -- 238th Street

03.10.05 -- Birthday Bash

08.21.04 -- American Justice: Undercover Unit

06.07.04 -- Sick With the Flu

05.06.04 -- Friends Finale

02.03.04 -- Remembering J-Lo

01.20.04 -- Comedy Influences

10.16.03 -- The Gym: Do I Really Belong?

08.10.03 -- Last Comic Standing

07.28.03 -- Summer of Ted

11.02.02 -- Jam Master Jay

10.07.02 -- Webcam

04.13.02 -- S Club 7

03.01.02 -- Mardi Gras

01.23.02 -- Alaska

12.20.01 -- Laddy The Ladder

05.16.01 -- I Like Short Skirts

03.18.01 -- Getting Married

05.11.00 -- Procrastination

11.01.99 -- Selected Readings